December 14, 2009

omg yes. i need a handjob.com

December 13, 2009

yayyyyy. boyfriend is getting a new job in the spring,

where he makes almost $1,000 a WEEK. >.< the downfall is that he’ll be gone for a week at a time. meh. BUT, when he starts, he’s getting his own apartment FINALLY and that means that i’ll get to stay there wheneva i want and it will basically be my own apartment. wooohoo

December 12, 2009

i should be flattered,

that people steal my “sayings” but i just want to punch them in their face. i guess i have a highly addictive personality……….BUT SERIOUSLY? copying my status and whatever on myspace AND facebook, word for word, it’s just too much.

December 12, 2009   68 notes

davebignasty:

michellejoy:

I’m crying right now. <333

I have never wanted an azn guitar-playing son so badly

December 10, 2009

i'm such a devious little shit.

you see, i would never go out of my way to hurt someone but sometimes i just find myself saying stuff just for the hell of it.

example….

i say something about missing someone. i tell my boyfriend about it. i talk to that person i miss, they miss me too. they don’t tell their significant other.

DON’T GET ME WRONG, i don’t miss them in a bad way. i miss them in a good way.

i love my boyfriend.

December 8, 2009

i have a feeling that if i never get married,

i will end up being a cougar. mmmmmmmmm

3MORE DAYS OF CLASS. THEN A WHOLE MONTH OFF. YESSSSSSSS

December 8, 2009   3 notes
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(via organized-confusion)

December 8, 2009

rain AND snow tonight.

time to jump off a cliff.

December 7, 2009
December 7, 2009   31 notes

davebignasty:

fetusdeletus:

electricdiamond:

HAHAHAH little J

She ain’t sker’d.

“…or send me a mothafu-… or hit me up on mah mothafuggin myspace”

omg. she’s soooooooo intimidating. >.< wat, is she like 12?

December 7, 2009   157 notes
davebignasty:

cannibalcat:

adrioath:

rawrock-kills:thatpartylastnightwas
The only time math will ever make sense to me.

davebignasty:

cannibalcat:

adrioath:

rawrock-kills:thatpartylastnightwas

The only time math will ever make sense to me.

December 6, 2009

chelseaintensity (3:10:03 AM): back to my prediciment

chelseaintensity (3:10:09 AM): HELP

chelseaintensity (3:10:19 AM): tell me what to do

chelseaintensity (3:10:23 AM): talk some sense into me

chelseaintensity (3:10:24 AM): now

chelseaintensity (3:10:28 AM): before it gets any worse

chelseaintensity (3:10:44 AM): is there a pill or something for verbal diahrea?

I has a david (3:10:53 AM): DARN IT CHELSEA GET A HOLD OF YOURSELFZ!!!! *slaps*

chelseaintensity (3:11:22 AM): when you become a doctor, will you give me those chemical castration pills they give to rapist?

I has a david (3:11:36 AM): o.O yes

December 6, 2009

DAVID. DAVID. DAVID. WE NEED TO TALK. ASAP

davebignasty:

chelseaintensity:

davebignasty:

(via chelseaintensity)

MY PHONE IS GONE :[

no. why! i have something juicy for you. :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Text it to my phone and I will respond ASAP

no. i need to tell you NOW. aim?

December 6, 2009

i feel like i'm going to puke.

i’m going to hell. i am going to hell for sure.

December 6, 2009

DAVID. DAVID. DAVID. WE NEED TO TALK. ASAP

davebignasty:

(via chelseaintensity)

MY PHONE IS GONE :[

no. why! i have something juicy for you. :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[